Here Are Two Excellent Skymall Products. . . .

     Grotto friend Juan Seitz spends a lot of time on conference calls.  He always closes his office door, and my sources have found out why.  Most of the time, he is sitting in this, which he brings to work in his briefcase and inflates each morning:

     Sometimes, at the tail end of a stressful week, he can be found on speaker phone hooked up to this product:

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