Thanks to Lindsey B. for sending along this one to the Blue Grotto Continuing Education Department:
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Fall Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING Center
Class 1: How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Class 3: Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Class 5: Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.
Class 6: Loss Of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Class 7: Learning How To Find Things - Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Class 9: Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost - Real Life Testimonials.
Class 10: Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations.
Class 11: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion -Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Class 12: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Class 13: The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.
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